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Darth Lord Regent Dick Cheney only needs a mask and heavy breathing to rival Darth Vader as the Master of the Dark Side of the Force.
A traitor to his country, the evil and brilliant Dark Lord Cheney nonetheless rules its weak puppet-President, obedient Prince George II (“Dubya”) with an iron fist. Under Cheney’s rule, a nation that was once a light unto others now ranks as one of the most despised.
Tonight, we focus on Darth Cheney, Master of Torture, who hates daylight and shrinks from oversight, but spies on his fellow citizens in the name of “patriotism” with all the mastery at the disposal of his Evil Empire.
Will Harry Reid Skywalker and Obi 1 McCain end Darth Cheney’s Reign of Terror?