John Ashcroft, I accept my fate–if George Bush gets elected legitimately–PLEASE crucify me upside-down during the half-time show at the Superbowl–(in lieu of that I will contract a platoon-sized unit of topless Janet Jackson impersonators to run from the stands onto the field)–THINK ABOUT IT!
Ben, no need to make veiled threats. All the entrants on this blog are on my watch-list. Rest assured you will be rewarded for your loyalties as those opposing you will be punished for their lack of patriotism. After the next national selection all faithful Amerikans will no longer have to hide behind false pretenses. God Bless Amerika! Who says democracy has to work?
Yes, it’s that planet, again…Urantia…yes the one the inhabitants call Earth…where Prince Calligastia lost his civilization..where we sent the Adamic creatures to replace them…perhaps a pre-emptive strike would be best to put them out of their misery and protect that sector of Satania from contamination…they have too many toxins and mass-destructive weapons and they are quite insane…they kill themselves with abandon…well…of course, we’ll wait to see if there are any indications of spiritual evolution—that’s the only thing that will save them
John Ashcroft, I accept my fate--if George Bush gets elected legitimately--PLEASE crucify me upside-down during the half-time show at the Superbowl--(in lieu of that I will contrac... More >>
Gordon July 31, 2004 7:08 pm
John Ashcroft, I accept my fate–if George Bush gets elected legitimately–PLEASE crucify me upside-down during the half-time show at the Superbowl–(in lieu of that I will contract a platoon-sized unit of topless Janet Jackson impersonators to run from the stands onto the field)–THINK ABOUT IT!
John Ashcroft July 31, 2004 6:47 pm
Ben, no need to make veiled threats. All the entrants on this blog are on my watch-list. Rest assured you will be rewarded for your loyalties as those opposing you will be punished for their lack of patriotism. After the next national selection all faithful Amerikans will no longer have to hide behind false pretenses. God Bless Amerika! Who says democracy has to work?
Gort Beranga messenger to the planet Urantia July 31, 2004 11:25 am
Yes, it’s that planet, again…Urantia…yes the one the inhabitants call Earth…where Prince Calligastia lost his civilization..where we sent the Adamic creatures to replace them…perhaps a pre-emptive strike would be best to put them out of their misery and protect that sector of Satania from contamination…they have too many toxins and mass-destructive weapons and they are quite insane…they kill themselves with abandon…well…of course, we’ll wait to see if there are any indications of spiritual evolution—that’s the only thing that will save them